There Once Was a Cat
There once was a cat who was big and fat
his belly wobbled from front to back
his paws on her waxed floor made tracks
to show his mistress where he was at.
No hiding place for this naughty cat
who tried to hide beneath the big chair
in hopes to escape a painful whack
this poor old cat who was big and fat.
His mistress had two chins which would wiggle
as she walked her whole being would jiggle
when Mister Cat would stretch, she would giggle
Lift him up, squeeze him hard and snuggle.
Mistress and cat, friends forever
sharing a beautiful life together.